{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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